The GameCube Archives

Batman Begins U.S. Release Date: June 14, 2005 The GameCube Archives Score: 7.2/10 Baton Rouge has one locally owned video game store, Gameware, which has two locations in town. I've befriended the employees in the mall location because I've got to be one of the only people buying retro video games from them at this point. I enjoy that section of the store mostly being in stasis, as I can plan my game purchases far in advance. However, sometimes, I'll just buy a game on a whim. I'm not sure why my last my last purchase from Gameware before the COVID-19 Outbreak was a movie-licensed GameCube game from 2005. Maybe because I haven't seen Batman Begins since a memorable trip to the theater nearly 15 years ago, and I was looking for an excuse to watch it again. After playing through this game, I did watch the film again, and it is a pretty good flick...but how about it's GameCube adaptation? There used to be an old rule that any Batman game that was released wa...

The Simpsons: Hit & Run U.S. Release Date: September 16, 2003 The GameCube Archives Score: 8.0/10 The Simpsons premiered on television when I was in the second grade. Knowing full well this was an animated sitcom featuring a fourth grader with a potty mouth and an attitude problem, along with a frequently belittled dad, and adult humor, I didn't even attempt to slip it under the radar of my TV-strict mother. I watched with jealousy as my cousin, who could watch whatever he wanted, marched around in his "Don't Have a Cow, Man" Bart Simpson T-Shirt. Eventually, I forgot the show existed. Nearly seven years passed, and one day my little brother and I got home from school, popped on the TV, and low-and-behold, there was The Simpsons , now in after-school syndication, starting from the beginning. We made a couple bowls of ice cream, sat down, and laughed our heads off. With a full hour of The Simpsons , five days a week, we caught up in no time, then watched the...

Super Smash Bros. Melee U.S. Release Date: December 3, 2001 The GameCube Archives Score: 9.8/10 After the release of Super Smash Bros. Ultimate , my son has had Smash Bros. fever. He had the Wii U and 3DS iterations of the series, but for some reason, this new Switch Smash Bros. game just touched a nerve. He's had me take him to in-town Smash Bros. tournaments (where he's done okay, and I've been summarily destroyed), and also asked to see the older Smash Bros. games. At the top of his wish list to watch: Super Smash Bros. Melee . Oh, the geometry Despite its popularity with franchise fans, and despite the fact that I'd owned it for 17 years at that point, I'd never been able to deeply get into the Super Smash Bros. Melee . However, I'd put hundreds of hours into the original Nintendo 64 Super Smash Bros. In the Summer of 1999 and the years shortly after, my brother, two cousins who mirror our ages, and I played in four-player matches that sometimes ...

Super Monkey Ball U.S. Release Date: November 18, 2001 The GameCube Archives Score: 8.0/10 After I bought my GameCube and a copy of Star Wars Rogue Squadron II: Rogue Leader , I was flat broke, living off of wheat bread and large cups of water (you can trick your stomach into thinking it is full!)in my dingy college apartment. That's what friends are for, though. During that time, around the point I 100%'d Rogue Squadron II , Jon, my jolly giant of a friend, called me one afternoon and said he had a surprise for me. He showed up with a Gamestop bag...containing  Super Monkey Ball . The first Sega game for a Nintendo console...and also the first Nintendo game sponsored by Dole Bananas? Super Monkey Ball was a budget title, though still a generous gift from a friend with no more resources than I had. According to a recent EDGE interview with Monkey Ball game director, Toshihiro Nagoshi, he wanted to prove he come make a fun game " with minimum resource, minimum ...